Pooplanking

(V.) The act of removing the back of the toilet and releasing their bowels in the reservoir. Done mostly as a prank or revenge. The aim is to create a terrible smell. Clean or not the bathroom will remain un aired out with a bouquet of feces.

Handyman: You got pooplanked
Lonnie: It's been 3 days and it still smells like doo doo in here.
Handyman: Somebody pooped in the back of your crapper.
Lonnie: Someone doo doo'd in the back?
Handyman: It's called pooplanking.

Cheetoing

Chee-to-ing
verb
1.
Taking a picture with a full unopened bag of cheetos with a stranger.
2.
Taking a picture with an associate with a bag of unopened jalepeno cheeder cheetos

Origin
late Middle English (also in the sense ‘creeper pic’)

Chester: Damn did that dude take a picture of you with a bag of cheetos?
Turner: Yeah, he didnt even offer me any.

Yesterday Samantha checked her phone and noticed someone had sent her a picture of Marcus cheetoing, with a text that simply read"i'm different yeah i'm different.

Frosted tips

(n.)A sexual event when three or more men expel their semen into a shallow bowl then take turns dipping the tip of their penises into the bowl.

Merve: Hey Kimani, did you wanna go to the party Saturday?
Kimani: Can't I've had plans to get frosted tips.
Merve: Damn it David..

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chiprucca

Chiprucca
CHIP-ruk-ka
1. An event where a man trims his chest hair and sprinkles it on top of a chopped salad that has 1000 Island dressing.
2. A rare event when a woman carefully saves up her chest hair and trims them. She then sprinkles them on top of a chopped salad that has been pre mixed with 1000 Island dressing.

Bill: last nights chiprucca with the guys went pheonomally well. Im was stoked to see Jessica there.
Ryan: Ya Bill, what a chiprucca for the ages.

I bet David likes her for the chiprucca she can provide.