Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The act of eating the male sperm from a vagina left after intercourse.

It’s ok, I had Breakfast at Tiffany’s this morning with the wife.

Hoe tote

A laundry basket that is used to contain a man or a woman’s belongings for ease of moving from house to house.

Amanda caught Raymond liking other girls’ photos, so she kicked him out is why he is walking with his hoe tote down the sidewalk.

Retread

Re using a condom that has already been unrolled and most likely been used.

Miranda insisted on using a condom last night. I however didn’t have any so I found a retread in my trash basket to allow me to perform.