pudding pants

Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.

*In the middle of a business meeting*

The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."

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LMFNO

Acronym: Laughing my fat nuts off.

May be used as a substitute for other similar acronyms such as lmao, lol, ect.

Person 1: Yeah, and then he STEPPED in it!!

Person 2: LMFNO!

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