Trumpet Choke

The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.

I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.

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chawcs

refers to mushroom chocolates, which are magic mushrooms put into chocolate to cover up their rank taste. Can also also be used in a similar way as headie

i was trippin on those chawcs for the whole day.
schools cancelled, chawcs.