Trumpet Choke

The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.

I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.

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WOT

I. A chick that seems cool at first but turns out to be complete waste of time (WOT).

II. A tease.

Yeah I took that chick home...She popped out her precious coin collection so I took split. What a fuckin' WOT!

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Malakii moment

A very dumb answer, non comprehensive moment. Typically not understanding the easiest statements or questions

Oh my god, hes having a Malakii moment

Myspace Personality

Someone who has a drastically different personality in real life when compared to myspace comments. Many post comments and use words they would never use in real life and attempt to have a sense of humor.

Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.

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Diesel

The "non-lite" version of any beer or mixer. Usually said with a surprising tone

Damn! You're drinkin' Bud diesel tonight? One of my buddies lost his vision from a twelver' of the diesel

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Puttin in OT

The act of ditching friends to put in ungodly amounts of time on a girl.

Wow...Jeff didn't make it out again tonight? That fucker is really puttin' in OT on that bitch.

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Puttin in OT

The act of ditching all your friends to put it ungodly amounts of time on a girl.

Wow...Jeff didn't make it out again tonight? That fucker is really puttin' in the OT.

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