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A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.
It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.
Fuckbacon is one word out of many to call a penis. It is a word used mostly by West Virginians and people of trashy lifestyles such as RedNecks, Hillbillys, White Trash,Truckers, etc.
1. Hey there little lady,would yins like to slide up on my fuckbacon?
2. Oh my, Suzanne, did you see the size of Jeds fuckbacon?
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