Theater Major

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.

“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”

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