Liquor Gnome

A gnome that sneaks into your refrigerator just before you wake up and spikes your milk/orange juice/what have you with a tasteless liquor, causing you to be drunk for the remainder of the morning or day.

Used to describe someone who is not actually under the influence of anything, but is behaving like they are.

"...Did Sara have Vodka for breakfast?"
"Nope. She must have had a visit from the Liquor Gnome."

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