Drunk

To be all shit-faced; noticeably inhibited physically, and mentally. Usually when one is drunk, he does dumb shit such as adding the definition of "drunk" to Urban Dictionary, which takes more than a half an hour to write legibly on his phone, while on the edge of the Golden Gate Bridge, beer in hand.

1.)

Dude 1: Yo man i'm gonna go tap that fugly whore over there.

Dude 2: You're drunk.

2.) I'm so drunk that it is taking me an hour to write this.

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