White van

When an old ice cream man called Pedro pulls up to your house and says to you “come to my van I have candy”.

Look over there

There’s Pedro giving out candy to those kids from his white van
He’s so kind

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Aussie wogs

An Aussie wog is Italian/Australian that loves Friday night footy, a good ol snag and a fuckin VB.

They also love traditional pasta with chilli and five litres of beer.

They drive a Toyota Corolla and pick up all the chicks

Aussie wogs be like...oh fuck dad look Friday night Footy is about to start get then fuckin VBs and hurry up and get the pizza ya grande fanculo

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Joseph

A Joseph loves to play fortnut and rages every game. He’s loving and caring but he’s so lonely his girlfriends a dog. Cares about others not only himself and gives love to people in need. A very cringeworthy guy with man titties and a dad bod.

Look at that guy over there
He’s definitely a Joseph just look at those man titties.

Oh yeah so hot with that man bod

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D.O.T.S.S

When you open a carton of beer and chug down six with a funnel and hop on the stepping stone near your local grocery store.

joseph just chugged down six beers
He’s gonna get D.O.T.S.S
Just wait and watch him fail

Beanie bride

When your a true blue Aussie and a bride rocks up at the wedding wearing thongs a beanie and a fly net with a beer in hand to top it off there’s no way your man won’t fall in love with you

Look at that beanie bride rockin up at that wedding

She looks spectacular any man would be lucky to have her

Vladimir Putin fuckin

When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian

Ohhh look there’s Chris
“Vladimir Putin fuckin where’s the vodka”

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Dingbat

Originated from dingo and bat merged together

Used to describe:

A stupid person

Or Tony and Joseph

Oi mate your such a fuckin dingbat

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