Surgeonise

To quote someone, edit it and make it sound completely ridiculous

Where the original poster actually said:

"So you think you have what it takes (to cum in my butt)? AOD is now recruiting soldiers for our upcoming war against Feminem and the evil evil mainstream, so here are your requirements.

-Draw at least 3 pictures on your computer of you killing Feminem while he's in a compromising position with another rapper, make them as shitty as possible please (like my ass), and make sure write something along the lines of "OMG Feminem IS GAY LOL!" like a femifan does across the top of the drawing.
-Come to www.Feminem.com and suck up to DJ Jake as hard as you can etc etc..."

The insulter takes the quote and makes it sound dumb

So, you want to become a femi-fan? Well, my friends, that's very simple. Just follow these steps:

1 - If you're Christian, stop being Christian
2 - Get used to the homosexual world
3 - Become a poser
4 - Sniff glue
5 - Suck dicks
6 - Listen to Feminem and have wet dreams about him

So, there you go......That's how you become a femi-fan! I hope to see you at the femi-graduation.

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AOL

AOL is a fucking joke, every now and again you will see this in the Quality Control box...

"I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Dear moron posing as an AOL lawyer:

Do you honestly think AOL cares about this dictionary? This site allows people to express free speach, DUH!

To all people who use Urban Dictionary.com:

If you see this moron posting the above, then simply say "IT STAYS." Don't let this fuckwad bully us out of free speech!

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Attention whore

Someone who goes around a forum pasting totally different senseless topics. Bumping them for people to eventually take notice. Used as an insult.

Alternatively, it is someone who goes around television and gets celebritized to the extent that everybody tunes in to see what he/she does next

Big brother is also known as a house of attention whores

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