mean face

The unruly appearance resembling the look of premeditated murder resulting from deep vaginal penetration. Symptoms may include angry eyebrows, tightened lips, and the crossing of the eyes. Thus far - scientist have not discovered a cure.

Yesterday, my girl rode a backwards cowgirl into the night. I swore i was doing a number on her but I got scared when she turned around and I saw her mean face.

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hebesphenomegacorona

God, a 21 sided polyhedron

All hail hebesphenomegacorona!

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had it

1. a feeling someone has when they are tired beyond all imagine
2. a state someone may be in after exerting a large amount of physical or mental effort

3 hours of sex wore me out. I've had it! I don't want to go anywhere else except to sleep.

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white caddy

When you and your buddy pull up to a crosswalk and this asshole in a brand new white caddy SUV doesnt stop. Then almost smashes the little riceburner in front of it and nearly misses the sidewalk. Then when he pulls away he totally fucks up his brand new rims by hitting the curb!

Feasting over some hoochies, Doug almost pulled a White Caddy back there.

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