rainbow fish

When a large woman, preferrably black to be politically correct, has a group of men, each wearing a different colored condom, all pleasing her fish at the same time. Such an act must be done for her to recieve pleasure, as a normal penis would not supply nearly enough meat to fill her fish.

Randy: DAMN that bitch is HUGE

Jake: that's DEFINATELY where i parked my car!

Zach: lets rainbow fish her all night long!

Dan: GENIOUS GENIOUS GENIOUS!

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flaming sandtrap

When engaging in rough sexual intercourse on a sandy beach, the male sticks it up her anal cavity and continues with anal until he goes inside her rectum. He continues to pull out quickly leaving the loose anus open and throws in a handful of sand off the beach. This combines with the already present semen to form an unstoppable cement-like combination which when dry, the female will later refer to as a fire in her asshole.

Alyssa: JAKE my asshole is on FIRE

Jake: GENIOUS GENIOUS GENIOUS

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