Flurp

The noise a snail makes.

Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...

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Cock Dome

The tent that is made in a man's pants when he gets an erection. Often associated with males who have larger penises and so the dome is very obvious.

Deniella: Ewww, what is in his pants?
Alexandro: * embarrassed look* Yeah, I am so sorry about the cock dome.

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