Bloop out

To lose it and go off on someone.

She started accusing him of something he didn't do and he blooped out on her right there.

He kept on and kept on until I finally blooped the fuck out and told him to go suck a dick.

Cody, don't bloop out on him over nothing bro. Wait until he starts it.

Man scan

When a man is looking for an item generally in an uncrowded space and he quickly glances over the space then declares that he can't find it then calls for a female to locate said item. She then looks behind something and finds said item in plain sight.

John was looking for his phone and on the counter was a candle a cup and Johns phone. John does a man scan and states he can't find it then calls for his wife who finds his phone behind the cup.