Gooch Drippings

When the moisture in your downstairs area soaks through your clothing and creates literal drip from your arsehole and gooch. Evident among the khaki wearers. Unseeable for those who wear black bottoms.

After a long hot day (insert recreational activity).....
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”