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A high maintenance chick who is popular and slightly more attractive than average who requires an unreasonable amount of money, and time, but in the end; she will do all of the same stuff, bitch about the same things, and put you through the same crap any normal chick would. The worst part is that after she gets only about a year older, you'll dump her to the curb and go out in search for a younger more popular chick with the same qualities as the original chick with a few more public blowjobs than the first.

Guy A: Dude how ur date with (random name) went?

Guy B: I don't wanna be with her. She's such an iPod.

Guy A: How?

Guy B: After buying her flowers and paying her way thru a movie, dinner, and the fair, she wanted me to take her clothes shopping the next day out of MY pocket. Then she got pissed off with me and called me a poor loser with no money after telling me I wasn't gonna get any from her when i said no.

Guy A: Damn what a bitch. That sucks.

by Dtrainzer August 15, 2010