The anus is the donut hole of the human body. To complete the experience there, dip the penis in icing and sprinkles before insertion.
Craig and I finally did the donut hole properly last night. To think he had been raw dogging it this whole time! SMH
Cumming whilst doing a dick helicopter
When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.
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Verb. To leave a "accidentally" leave something at the place of a sex partner in an effort to make them meet up with you again.
That asshole Derrick from Tinder Cinderella'ed me with a stinky red t-shirt and he won't stop texting me about when he can come by and grab it.
When you funnel hot sauce into your urethra such that when you ejaculate it into your partner it causes them bodily harm
After she shared my nudes without my consent I gave her the old Nashville Numb.