quaternary

Quaternary refers to the fourth of/in class. It follows primary, secondary, and tertiary.

Ron: "Hey Bill, I'm just about to get my quaternary education!"
Bill: "Ron, you fool! There is no quaternary education! Nothing comes after college!"
Ron: "I am talking about the meaning of life!"
Bill: "So you are dying then?"
Ron: "Yes."
Bill: "Ok then, bye."

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40

The number after 39, the number before 41, the number 2 numbers after 38, the number 2 numbers before 42, etc.

Guy: "Hey, what's the number after 39?"
Girl: "Hmmm, i think it's 40."
Guy: "No it's not, hahahahahahahaha!"
Girl: "Uh, sure."

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If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

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