Someone who acts like a total prude about anything sexual but yet is always thirst trapping on social media. They'll post provocative pics or vids on instagram, twitter, youtube etc., with their body exposed BUT preface it with by saying "keep dirty comments to yourself", which means she, deep down, knows what kind of comments & boners these visual stimuli are likely to produce. They also get extremely upset when anyone compliments them in a sexual manner.
Somewhat of a contradiction or oxymoron, it is similar to prude-slut, but kind of different. A prude slut is someone who projects themselves to be a slut/whore but acts like Virgin Mary when it comes time to give up the goods. A slutty prude, on the other hand, tries to act like they are innocent angels who are grossed out by sexuality yet they continually seem to be attention whores despite knowing their behavior will lead to people commenting sexually suggestive things. In both cases, you don't get what you bargained for & neither are desirable date candidates as the former has a bad reputation even though they are technically 'goody two-shoes', while the latter is even worse as guys get to stare at her almost naked body but her boyfriend barely get any good sex or loving at home so he essentially might as well be one of the guys jerking off to her because he's not getting any action but unfortunately unlike all the other guys, he had to stay faithful to her so he has no 'out' or way of 'release'.
Shane Diesel: That Gabby/Gabbie chick is such a slutty prude, she spends all day posting pics of her phat ass & sexy STBA body but gets queasy just at the sight of PDA. She talking bout she can take dick but hates dirty talk or being asked about sex.
Julio Gomez: Sounds like she is a total thirst trap, just without the benefits.
Dredd: Funny thing is, Scheyen would love a thick fat cock gangbang but Hanna keep playing
Jack Napier: Want us to put that bukkake game on show, cum all over that pale face & bushy eyebrows
Shorty Mac: We would tear that butterface hottie up, fo sho, get her on the newest protein diet, peanut creampie
Trey Songz: Yup!
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Someone who not only makes you horny but makes you want to cum just thinking about them. Just the thought or sight of them makes you want to nut all over and/or inside them.
duante: Look pear-shaped bitches like brianna love, mya g and miya g, they be so cumbussable
kanye: ye gentles got a ass that would swallow up a g-strings and up top, two bee stings
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the Jamaican Patios equivalent to saying someone has a fat penis / thick cock. It means they have a lot of girth and is usually used by women, effeminate gays and transsexuals in a positive light since the width and girth of a fat cock provides a lot of pleasure as it fills their pussy and ass.
Fag Hag Amelia Sewell: I miss fat cocky resting in between my jaw and stretching my pussy
Chadwick Blissett: So true girl, my bootyhole feels so empty without fat cocky stuffing it. thankfully when i go to prison they'll be plenty of cocky there to fuck my fat booty.
Karla Mendez: The fat cocky I was taking in my sextape filled my little cunt up so much, i felt so stuffed and stretched.
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another word for Cocaine
"I'm in love with the coco
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This could either be:
1) A term of endearment for someone you love
2) A white girl or girl of any race who is boring but has a great body, particularly, a bubble butt.
Man been talking to this new chick, she hot as hell, got an ass for days and whatnot but damn she hella boring. She's got nothing of substance to contribute to a conversation
Damn bro, she got a case of them vanilla cakes
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This terms refers to either penis size or horse riding. to either mean:
1) A penis that is lacking girth also known as a skinny cock or pencil dick hence making it worthless
2) Without a girth, or strap for a saddle
Nicole: Xander has such a mawga buddy, it's so skinny & thin that I don't even have to stretch my mouth to blow him or use my entire hand to give him a handjob, i just need two fingers
Alicia: Wow, couple of months ago we were bragging about the fat cocky that your ex Stao has and now you're deep in the pencil dick struggle with this new boo.
Nicole: Sigh, I can't win, Xander's so handsome and muscular and tall but then you look below the waist and he's completely girthless. And then Stao was so ugly but his thick cock stretched me out and filled me up so good. Well at least Xander is good with his tongue and can eat pussy like no other. hopefully all that cornmeal porridge he eats will lead to some more girth
Jamaican Patios slang for penis. Unlike North America, terms such as cock and dick are rarely used by Jamaicans and instead cocky, buddy or even penis, are preferred.
Vybz Kartel "Tek Buddy" from 2003
Tek buddy gal, you think me easy?
Who you a ramp with? Yuh want live easy?
Tek me things and yuh tek me money too
So tek buddy too, tek buddy gal!
Translation
Take dick girl, you think i'm a walkover
who you playing around with, you want to be a gold digger
you take my things and take my money too
so take my cock too
Artist: Vybz Kartel. Song: Tek Buddy Gal. Riddim: Tunda Clap. Year: 2003. Label: Renaissance. Producer: Delano Thomas & Andre Saunders & Michael Jarrett.
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