Blissett

To completely disregard someone's question, and to talk about yourself instead.

I tried to get some information from Sebastian, but he pulled a Blissett and wasted a half hour of my time instead.

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Blissett

The Scientific unit used to measure nerdiness. The Blissett (bL) is usually measured in µbL unless it is actually Blissett talking.

"Im going to polish my hard-drive!", this would be a 5.6 Blissett (5.6bL) statement if you were to measure it in Blissett's.

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