Survival of the fittest

An excuse for being an asshole

person: Hey that cookie was mine
asshole: survival of the fittest

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Closet

Where 7 minutes in heaven happen

Me and Cindy had 7 minutes in heaven in that closet last night

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Donald Trump's Wall

A waste of time, effort, and money.

idk how anyone can be able to enjoy building Donald Trump's Wall for a living

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ground

look down

look down and you'll see the ground

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soup

Something gullible people eat with a fork

Me: say fort 3 times
gullible person: fort fort fort
Me: now spell it 3 times
gullible person: f o r t f o r t f o r t
Me: What do you eat soup with?
gullible person: a fork
Me: really cuz I eat it with a spoon

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hope

What was lost ever since Trump got elected president

Donald Trump made us lose hope

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birthday suit

The suit you were wearing on your birthday

You were wearing your birthday suit on the date of your birth

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