extraterrestrial breeding

The act of having sex with an alien species.

I just did an act in extraterrestrial breeding and now I have space aids

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Blowin it

The act of sucking someones dick

Damn that hooker is blowin it

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trophy

A piece of plastic that many people fight over during competitions.

competitor#1: "I'm gonna kick your ass in the competition today."
competitor#2: "No you won't, that trophy is as good as mine and I won't let you stop me from getting it."
competitor#1: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Guys, why are you fighting over a piece of plastic?"

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sentence enhancers

The universally correct term for swear words

person: Dude stop swearing
Me: They're not swear words they're sentence enhancers

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Judge Claude Frollo

The main antagonist in Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." He is considered by many to be the most evil Disney villain ever created. Frollo sees himself as a "holy man" and that all of the terrible acts he commits are under God's will. His main motive throughout the movie is to commit genocide against the gypsies because he sees them as "unholy." However, Frollo has an extreme lust for a gypsy woman named Esmeralda, as explained in the song "Hellfire." In the song he blames her for his lustful thoughts and claims that she is using witchcraft to turn him to sin. Afterwards, Frollo ends up burning down all of Paris in order to find her in which he'll either kill her or force her to have sex with him. In the end, Frollo was attempting to kill Esmeralda and Quasimodo, and calls upon God to smite the wicked, in which he plunges Frollo into the fiery molten copper beneath him.

List of the crimes he commits:

Genocide
Murder (on church grounds)
Child Abuse
Sexual Harassment

Attempted Child Murder
Attempted Rape
Arson
Torture

Judge Claude Frollo: "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"
God: (breaks stone gargoyle beneath Frollo)
Gargoyle: (shows demonic face)
Judge Claude Frollo: "AHHHHHHHHHH" (falls to his death)

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weed

A drug that has saved more lives than killed

weed can save lives when used right

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weed

A drug that is for some reason still illegal in some states even though there many other legal drugs that are more dangerous.

alcohol, cigarettes, opioids = legal
weed = illegal?????

I don't see the logic in that.

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