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1. A gassy planet in our solar system
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone
I just a took a fat shit on Uranus
A Fortnite game that is full of cunts.
cunt online: "WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN KILL ME. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND KICK YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NIGGER!"
Me: "Uh, why do I have to be playing Cuntnite with a bunch of cunts?”
A person who always rages and gets mad over everything
rager: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
The month where you realize through Must Meditate March that the meaning of life is to have sex and assert dominance in which you try to fuck as many girls as possible throughout the month of April.
(Arpil 1)
person 1: So how's the meditating been going?
person 2: Well, the universe told me that my next step is to fuck as many girls as possible for All Alpha April. I already had sex with 3 chicks today
person 1: Ok? Well don't start having sex with my gf now. She's off limits
person 2: Oh I already have >:)
What many businesses and corporations STILL participate in to this day in the form of sweatshops, human trafficking, and even regular work abuse.
People need to understand that slavery is STILL a thing, in fact, more people are enslaved now than any other time period in history.
A societal pressure that causes people to work 12+ meaningless hours everyday without making any meaningful contributions. What people really need to start doing is working smarter and not harder. Working smarter is being able to get more work done in less amount of time. It allows people to gain extraordinary talents that the hardest working man will never achieve.
*example of hard work*
Office Worker: I went to college for 8 years and became an employee for a tech company. I worked hard for this position. However, my boss never went to college, but after 2 years of building his business, he earns over 5 times the amount I earn annually.
There's a reason why the office worker isn't in the position his boss is and that's because his boss was used his time to work smart and knew he didn't need to go to college in order to succeed in life.
A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat
*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!