Easter Bunny

A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.

regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.

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69420

The act of having sex while being high as hell

Hey you wanna 69420 wit me baby!

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Cubing

The sport of solving different 3D puzzles including 3x3, 4x4, pyraminx, and lots more.

Me and Nick went to the cubing comp and saw a dude solve a 3x3 in 5 seconds

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rn

Thought of to stand for “right now” but really it stands for “real nibba”

Me: Bro Riley is such an rn
Nibba: wut?
Me: real nibba
Nibba: Oh yeah he totally is

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ads

A torture method businesses use to get people to buy their shit

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! Alright fine, I’ll pay 9.99$ a month, as long as I don’t have to listen to these ads anymore

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NSFL

Not Safe For Life; when something is so fucked up that even the raunchiest people would be scarred from it

Dude why would you jerk off to murder hentai? That shit is NSFL

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Snapcunt

A person who posts a snapchat video of you without your permission.

friend: (posts video of me without my permission)
Me: "God damnit dude, stop being such a snapcunt!"

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