May the fourth be with you

International Star Wars day; also a day when Star Wars fans from across the globe spread their knowledge on Star Wars

Be strong young Jedi. May the fourth be with you!

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slime shit

When you have diarrhea and have green shit that looks like slime

I just took a slime shit in the toilet

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Bureaucracy

A system of government that aims to create obedient workers instead of critical thinkers.

Bureaucracy is the reason so why many people lack critical thinking.

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Anxiety

You know that one asshole in your life who always tries to undermine everything you do. Imagine your mind constantly being that one asshole everywhere you go.

That's what Anxiety feels like.

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Saint Patrick’s day

A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green

People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day

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Underage drinking

When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage

cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes

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Survival of the fittest

An excuse for being an asshole

person: Hey that cookie was mine
asshole: survival of the fittest

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