the system

A societal structure created by humans in order to create security and order in our society. It is the reason why our technology is as advanced as it is and also the only thing that prevents our society from spiraling into total chaos. However, it's often blamed by people who aren't successful or have had unlucky circumstances which is sometimes justifiable due to the amount of racism and police brutality that's still going on to this day. It's also the reason why our environment is in such a messed up state because of the amount of dependency it has on economic profits.

The main problem with the system is that it is very hesitant towards change. A lot of people heavily despise the system because of this and wish they were able to get rid of the system altogether. However, if we get rid of the system altogether, our whole civilization would be in complete chaos. So, instead of trying to get rid of the system, we should all make an effort to improve it to be more tolerable and accepting towards positive change.

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lock the door

What people almost never do when they use the bathroom

Me: (opens unlocked bathroom door) OH GOD DAMNIT! Lock the door next time dude, jesus

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Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

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Bukkake Senpai

The leader of a bukkake party. Often the one that has the biggest dick and cums the most

The bukkake senpai realeased 2 liters of cum on her face

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Aggressive driver

A person who:
1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane

*example of aggressive driver*
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)

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homosexual

A person who prefers to fuck someone who is the same gender as them.

(homosexual gets lap dance from hot girl)
homosexual: "I feel nothing."

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majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

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