Thanos

A weak fucking bitch when compared to the almighty Shaggy.

Shaggy can destroy Thanos while only using 1% of his power

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Halloween

A holilday on a fucking killer clown that scares the shit out of little kids

*example of halloween*
And how some people force you into there shity ass home so they can give you there shity ass candy that’s fucking expired

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Halloween

Best night of the year for both kids and pedophiles.

mom: "Bye kids, Happy Halloween, remember to watch out for pedophiles."
kids: "We will mom."

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mothercunting

An extremely strong swear word that should only be used in extreme circumstances. This word formed by the words "motherfucking" and "cunt." It is usually used in a negative way, meaning that it would be used if someone was really pissed off or mad at something.

kid: "THIS MOTHERCUNTING TV DOESN'T WORK!"
mom: "What the hell did you just say?!!!"
kid: "uh, nothing mom I was just messing around with the TV" (laughs uncomfortably)
mom: "that's not what I heard, you're grounded."
kid: "aww man."

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Jingle balls

A way to attract mrs. Clause to suck u off on the holidays 🍆🍆🍆

Mrs. Clause cheated on Santa for my jingle balls

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censorship

Something I hope never happens to this site.

To all the UD admins out there. I know that Youtube, Facebook and all these other sites have started censoring people's content in order to gain more money and that people have complained about offensive definitions on this site. But censoring what people post will only cripple this site in the long-term and will piss a lot of people off. Part of what makes this website to great is the creative freedom authors have while writing their definitions. People love to look at the clever definitions other people come up with and this site helps them express what different words mean to them, and sometimes it will include profanity and sex. Yeah, there are people who post racist and homophobic definitions. But there's going to be inappropriate shit on the internet no matter what and censoring people's content is not going to change that. You shouldn't get rid of what makes this site so great just because of a few bad definitions. So lets keep this website censorship free and keep the community alive shall we.

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dopamine

The root of all addictions.

Dopamine is responsible for the "high" we get every time we do something pleasurable

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