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The emoji version of a man impregnating a woman
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Me: Dude pass the bong my nibba
Nibba: (passes âï¸)
Me: ð¥âï¸ (cough cough cough)
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The greatest mind control device ever.
Iphones have now taken over the world.
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ð You must be at least 18 years or older to continue reading.
Enjoy!
ð§ð»: So what made you decide to do porn
ð±ð» âï¸ : Well, Iâm horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
ð§ð»: Really? Iâm not surprised
ð±ð» âï¸: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and Iâd often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
ð§ð»: Alright, letâs do this
(Both people strip naked)
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ð§ð»: Dear god this feels good!
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ð§ð»: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
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ð±ð» âï¸: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
ð§ð»: Uhhh whoâs your real nibba. Huh whoâs smashing your pussy up?
ð±ð» âï¸: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
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ð§ð»: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
ð±ð» âï¸: Oh donât worry about it! Iâve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
ð§ð»: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)
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What your parents call you whenever your not being obedient enough
mom: Why didn't you take the trash out you little shit.
Me: I was taking my friend to the fucking hospital.
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A website barely anyone ever goes on.
friend: "Hey, did your Urban Dictionary definition get any likes."
Me: "Yeah, after like two fucking months."
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