Urban Dictionary

An online playground for dirty minded teenagers who use it as a way to post extremely inappropriate definitions without any consequences whatsoever

That’s what I use urban dictionary for, I mean just look at my fucking username.

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Urban Dictionary

A place where people can say all of the fucked up shit they want without being judged or ridiculed against.

Urban Dictionary is full of edgy teens who type about sex with completely innocent words.

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real nibba

A word white people can use to describe someone who exemplifies the traits of a "real nigga"

Friend: did you see that Frank knocked out the school bully during lunch today.
White Person: Hell yeah, he's a real nibba
Friend: Damn straight

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Drinking laws

Something that varies very vastly from country to country. For example, the US has very strict drinking laws in which people can be charged with under age drinking if they’re under the age of 21 and bartenders will obsessively ask for ID until their late 20s, where as in Mexico a 15-year-old can asl for alcoholic beverages without even being asked for ID even though the drinking age is 18.

*example of drinking laws*
(USA)
20-year-old & 11 months: can I have a small glass of corona
bartender: ID
20-year-old & 11 months: (shows ID)
bartender: Woah Woah Woah! You’re not allowed to drink here. Come back in exactly 25 days then I can serve you until then though fuck off

(Mexico)
15-year-old: Can a have a glass of tequila with a pint of gin, the strongest of course
bartender: Oh what the hell why not

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small talk

A bullshit social ritual where people decide to talk about the weather and how they're doing instead of topics that are actually interesting and fun to talk about. People often resort to small talk to avoid being awkward and as a way to conform to acting normal or expected.

Small talk prevents people from talking about interesting subjects that will improve their knowledge and foresight

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cunt

The most underrated swear word in the english language. This word, unlike the f word, has the power to shock even the most vulgar people. It's also a great word to use as a comeback.

Person#1: "You're such a fucking fucktard. You should fucking kill yourself you motherfucker.
Person#2: "Well, you're a cunt."
Person#1: (makes extreme gasp and runs away)

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cunt

What we all came out of when we we're babies

I came out of my mom's cunt and so did my brother

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