cocaine

Celebrities secret to losing weight.

friend: "How did Demi Lovato lose all of that weight?"
Me: "cocaine."
friend: "Oh, makes sense."

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cocaine

seventeen carbon atoms, twenty one hydrogen atoms, one nitrogen atom, and four oxygen atoms mixed together.

C17H21NO4 is the chemical formula for cocaine.

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cocaine

nose candy

cocaine is nose candy

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cocaine

The ultimate cure for in class erections

Paul: Dude I'm tired of getting erections in the middle of class.
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs

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cocaine

The ultimate remedy for in class erections

Person 1: Oh fuck, I'm about to present and I have a hard on, what should I do?

Person 2: Take a quick sneeze of this cocaine and your soldier will be where it's supposed to be in no time
Person 1: Wow thanks!

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home

The place where you feel most at ease whether your family is there or not

A friends house can be considered home for people who have abusive parents

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Lego Yoda

A lego in a video game that has a weird ass death sound

Lego Yoda: ewegheh

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