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What your parents call you whenever your not being obedient enough
mom: Why didn't you take the trash out you little shit.
Me: I was taking my friend to the fucking hospital.
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A rapper who yells every time he raps
person: bruh stop yellin all the time while u rap
6ix9ine: I'M NOT YELLIN THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE
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What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.
(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.
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What you say to a hooker when you want her to give you special treatment
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When you jizz a whole fucking lot
ðâð¦ð¦ð¦ð¦ð¦ð¦ð¦ð¦ð¦ð¦ð±ð» âï¸
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1. The fastest way to drive people away from somewhere considering how many people are addicted to their phones nowadays
2. An instant aggravator for the average millenial or gen z-er
3. What shitty WiFi causes (unless if u have offline games)
4. A thing that luckily doesnât exist in the legal system or else everyone would be behind bars
5. What pre-21st century life was like
6. What most classroom teachers try to implement but always fail miserably
Person 1: Hey did u say that the strip club were going to is ðµ
Person 2: yes
Person 1: oh fuck that Iâm not going
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When a person gives it his all but ends up hitting the ceiling
That try-hard plays 6 hours of video games a day and still has a really low kd ratio
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