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bell

Another torture device schools have that deafens the ears of already suffering children as if they're not already suffering enough.

There goes that damn bell again

by Dubiks March 20, 2019


birthday month

The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.

It's my birthday month again, time to put on my birthday suit.

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

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war on drugs

see bullshit

The war on drugs is a terrible excuse of an effort that promotes racism and incarceration of minority groups.

by Dubiks November 28, 2018

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college essay

An essay where highschoolers have to boast about how awesome they are in order to get into the colleges they want. The harder they boast the more likely they'll get accepted.

Average college essay: I think that I'm capable of of becoming a college student because I'm a hard worker. I played JV tennis and put in a lot of effort while playing. I have a 3.2 gpa and worked hard to pass all of my classes in order to graduate. I have the capability of working hard no matter what.

Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!

by Dubiks October 26, 2018

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snapfuck

A form of sexting where you post a snapchat of yourself fucking someone.

I just posted a snapfuck of me and my gf

by Dubiks January 9, 2019

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Monsters

Humans

We see other species such as bears and sharks to be monsters without truly looking what weҀ™ve done to them

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

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Snap battle

When you and another person (or more people) try to video each other for as long as you can and who ever gives up last wins

Me and my friend did a snap battle last nite

by Dubiks May 27, 2019

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