Big Mouth

1. a great show for pedophiles to watch
2. a way to watch child porn without getting arrested
3. an animated show about a bunch of kids jerking off

Person 1: "How come Dale stopped watching child porn on his computer?"
Person 2: "He didn't stop, he switched over to watching Big Mouth."
Person 1: "Ohhhh, makes sense."

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Shrek

An internet god

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"

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lock the door

What people almost never do when they use the bathroom

Me: (opens unlocked bathroom door) OH GOD DAMNIT! Lock the door next time dude, jesus

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Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

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Bukkake Senpai

The leader of a bukkake party. Often the one that has the biggest dick and cums the most

The bukkake senpai realeased 2 liters of cum on her face

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the system

A societal structure created by humans in order to create security and order in our society. It is the reason why our technology is as advanced as it is and also the only thing that prevents our society from spiraling into total chaos. However, it's often blamed by people who aren't successful or have had unlucky circumstances which is sometimes justifiable due to the amount of racism and police brutality that's still going on to this day. It's also the reason why our environment is in such a messed up state because of the amount of dependency it has on economic profits.

The main problem with the system is that it is very hesitant towards change. A lot of people heavily despise the system because of this and wish they were able to get rid of the system altogether. However, if we get rid of the system altogether, our whole civilization would be in complete chaos. So, instead of trying to get rid of the system, we should all make an effort to improve it to be more tolerable and accepting towards positive change.

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Age

Something American laws give way too much of a shit about

What the fuck do you mean I’m being charged with underage drinking? I’m literally turning 21 tomorrow!

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