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When you like you own definitions multiple times in a row in order to get top definition
Craig wrote a shitty definition and likespammed it until it got top definition
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A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag
person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: heâs a meat beater
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A person who:
1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane
*example of aggressive driver*
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)
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A person who prefers to fuck someone who is the same gender as them.
(homosexual gets lap dance from hot girl)
homosexual: "I feel nothing."
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When your mom walks in on you masturbating while youâre about to come and end up cumming on her
friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
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You know that one asshole in your life who always tries to undermine everything you do. Imagine your mind constantly being that one asshole everywhere you go.
That's what Anxiety feels like.
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A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who donât wear green
People who donât wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrickâs day
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