wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

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child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

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vaping

A good alternative to smoking cigarettes.

At least people are moving on from smoking cigarettes to vaping.

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super lightweight

When your tolerance of alcohol is even lower than a normal lightweight

Dude, he got drunk off of 2 fucking sips. He's a super lightweight

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book

What is being raped in popularity by smart phones due to the extraordinary amount of information smart phones hold

Books are being forgotten

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Rain Man

A stereotype autistic people are often given due to people making specific assumptions and categorizing us into one group. The truth is that the Autism spectrum consists of many different personalities and the only thing that makes us stand out is our inability to understand social situations as easily.

person: So you have Autism?
Me: Yes I’m autistic.
person: So you’re like Rain Man?
Me: What no, omg. I just have a harder time understanding social situations than most people.
person: So you’re like one of those cold hearted calculated individuals who doesn’t let emotions get to you.
Me: Omg no, we still feel the same emotions and everything. We just have a harder time with understanding different people’s motives and how to interact with them.
person: Oh I get it. You’re one of those naive individuals who gets taken advantage of easily.
Me: (facepalm)

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Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

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