Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

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charity

Usually a non-profit organization that raises money and volunteers for a good cause. Now, a lot of charities are good at heart but there are some that are completely vile and only exist to trick people into giving them money. Unfortunately, a lot of corporations take advantage of people’s good nature as they’ll emotionally manipulate the people around them into giving them money

The best thing to do is to really research before you donate to a specific charity, especially if you’re donating a large amount of money. Believe me, the absolute worst thing that could happen is if you donate a large sum of money to some greedy asshole who already has too much for his own good

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Thanos

A weak fucking bitch when compared to the almighty Shaggy.

Shaggy can destroy Thanos while only using 1% of his power

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Halloween

A holilday on a fucking killer clown that scares the shit out of little kids

*example of halloween*
And how some people force you into there shity ass home so they can give you there shity ass candy that’s fucking expired

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Halloween

Best night of the year for both kids and pedophiles.

mom: "Bye kids, Happy Halloween, remember to watch out for pedophiles."
kids: "We will mom."

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mothercunting

An extremely strong swear word that should only be used in extreme circumstances. This word formed by the words "motherfucking" and "cunt." It is usually used in a negative way, meaning that it would be used if someone was really pissed off or mad at something.

kid: "THIS MOTHERCUNTING TV DOESN'T WORK!"
mom: "What the hell did you just say?!!!"
kid: "uh, nothing mom I was just messing around with the TV" (laughs uncomfortably)
mom: "that's not what I heard, you're grounded."
kid: "aww man."

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Jingle balls

A way to attract mrs. Clause to suck u off on the holidays 🍆🍆🍆

Mrs. Clause cheated on Santa for my jingle balls

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