weed

A drug that is for some reason still illegal in some states even though there many other legal drugs that are more dangerous.

alcohol, cigarettes, opioids = legal
weed = illegal?????

I don't see the logic in that.

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Liar

A person who tells you that he/she doesn’t masturbate

sister: I don’t masturbate
brother: come on, don’t lie, everyone masturbates, even Christians masturbate
sister: I’m not lying I truly don’t masturbate
(5 hours later)
sister: (playing with herself) UHHHHHH FUCK! HMMMM
(brother puts is ear on her door hearing the whole thing)
brother: (opens the door) AHA! I caught you u liar
sister: aw damnit

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crack finger

The finger you scratch your ass crack with

My index finger is my crack finger

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Airpods

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

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N-Word Pass

When a white person doesn't have to say the word "nibba" anymore and can actually use the real word.

white person 1: I just got an N-Word Pass for my b day
white person 2: Lucky, all I can only say nibba without getting beat up

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🚨

What you send when real shit is about to go down

Person: dude Kaleb is coming

Me: oh shit! 🚨

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sensitive

When you feel the pain and cruelty of the world around you.

Sensitive people just want to make the world a better place.

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