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When a white person gets addicted to saying the word nibba
He has a nibbaddiction
A derogatory nickname for someone who cums too fast while having sex.
Hey Sonic, how was your sex with Jenny last night, I bet it only lasted 30 seconds
When you take the heaviest hit of marijuana in your life and instantly get really high
Nick experienced a smoke bomb after he took an extremely heavy hit of marijuana
1. A person who prefers titties overs ass
2. A person who loves looking through girls shirt necks as they bend toward them
3. Someone who doesn't care for twerking videos
4. A person who loves sucking girls titties while having sex
5. What gay men can't be (unless if they're fat)
6. A person who as a little kid would squeeze their moms tits and as a teen and adult other girls titties
7. Someone who says that tits can never be too big
(Breast Man watching twerking video)
Breast Man: Uhhh, why tf am i watching this (turns on vid with bouncing tits) Oh yeah, that's more like it!
When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical
Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition
Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.
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Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you
(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
A kickass president who deserved a third term.
I wish Barack Obama was our president again. :(