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When you fuck a girl in the lake while fishing
girl: u wanna go have fex
Me: hell yeah, I love me some good ol fish n fuck
Girl: Im getting a little freaky uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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After youâve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck
Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: Itâs Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But youâve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, Iâm a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.
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What happens when a person commits beastiality with a dinosaur
I had just had sex with a dinosaur. (nine months later) Oh look itâs Barney
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When youâre running super late for an event and go 20+ miles above the speed limit and donât give a fuck about the risk of getting pulled over.
Fuck I forgot my backpack at home now I gotta speed home and get it
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A kickass state that has beautiful mountain ranges, open-minded people, and has some of the most lenient drug laws in the entire US.
(South Dakota)
Person#1: "Did you hear Andrew just moved to Washington. Lucky bastard."
Person#2: "Damn right he's lucky. I can't even have an ounce of marijuana without the fucking police busting through my front door."
Person#1: "Yeah, I wish I lived in Washington."
Person#2: "Me too."
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Homie: Bro, I got us tickets to go see Chief Keef in concert!
Me: My nibba
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