humans

1. The cause of the 6th mass extinction in Earth's timeline
2. A detriment to pretty much every animal that has lived within the past 50,000 years.

Me: "So, how do you think of humans."
bear: "They're fucking terrible. They kill our population, take over our land, and now we have to deal with the ass smelling smog that pumps out of their moving boxes. Do you know how many animals have gone extinct because of these assholes? I mean the only animals who are actually benefiting from these fuckers are cats and dogs. They betrayed our own kind and decided to side with the humans. It's like they don't even know the damage humans are causing to the rest of their kind while they sleep in their giant cabins being manipulated with bones and yarn. And don't even get me started on those bricks they stare at all day long."
Me: "Yeah, We're pretty fucking terrible."
bear: "Yeah, you are."

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South Park

The show that is allowed to joke about a person eating his dead parents but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day.

Why do adult shows like South Park keep censoring the word "fuck" even though they already show stuff that is way more disturbing and offensive?

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Ni🅱️🅱️a

A meme-ified version of saying the n word that white people can use.

Black person: ayyyy what’s up my ni🅱️🅱️a
White person: all good ni🅱️🅱️a hbu
Black person: I’m doin fine man

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efowihuaeniupglvhcj

idk im just typing in random shit

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Finals

The big test that everyone fucking kid takes at the end of the fucking year

Hey are you ready for your finals

Fuck no it’s going to bubbling dubbling pussy ass shit

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vulture

A person who tries to steal your Halloween candy.

vulture: (tries to steal my Halloween candy)
Me: (kicks vulture) "Fuck off!"

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ggb

Greedy Grumpy Bitch. A gold digger that always complains about not having enough stuff

Damn. My gf is being a ggb

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