joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

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sleep

The state you put someone in when u knock them out in a fight

Imma put his ass to sleep

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bureaucrat

A person who instills obedience and conformity instead of independent thought

A bureaucrat advized me to keep working for my shitty boss even though he verbally abuses me

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household protest

A form of protest where a bunch of siblings protest against a rule their parents enforced onto them in their household

Charlie and six of his other siblings formed a household protest against having a swear jar in the house

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light it up red

A slogan that supports autistic people to freely express themselves. This goes in contrast to "light it up blue" which only promotes the awareness of autism, even though almost everyone has at least heard of autism by now. "light it up red" however, promotes respect and acceptance towards autistic individuals and is a more meaningful way to promote the autistic community.

Red is the color of love, ambition, and respect. Blue is the color of disappointment and depression. Lets light it up red instead to let everyone know that the autistic community is capable of understanding and respect.

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Super dick

Can have 2 meanings:
1. A giant sexy cock that cums shitloads
2. A huge jerk who is a giant bully to everyone around him

Girl: Help! I’m horny and I need help!!!
Super dick: I’ll save u

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Poseidon Powder

Cocaine mixed with crushed ecstasy

I had some Poseidon Powder at that party and it was wicked

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