rule34.xxx

Probably the best cartoon/hentai porn site in existence. There’s everything for you to jack off to including family guy, anime, and even dexters moms fine ass

I jacked off to dexters moms sweet sweet ass on rule34.xxx

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rule34.xxx

Probably the best cartoon/hentai porn site in existence. There’s everything for you to jack off to including family guy, anime, and even dexters moms fine ass

I jacked off to dexters moms sweet sweet ass on rule34.xxx

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bread

The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off

Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)

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snapdrive

When you post a snapchat video of yourself driving in which people will either bitch at you for not focusing on the road or worry about whether you're alive or not

Me: (posts snapdrive of myself)
Friend #1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SNAP AND DRIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND DRIVE!
Friend #2: OMG are you alive, I hope you're not dead.

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disown

What extremely religious families do to children who don’t believe in the same religion as their parents

Carl believed in Buddhism and his Christian families disowned him

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Autistic

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.

idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

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Autistic

The type of people who've been responsible for many of society's greatest inventions, but are still not widely appreciated by the majority of people.

Isaac Newton - inventor of physics
Albert Einstein - inventor of modern physics
Nikola Tesla - inventor of modern electricity
Alan Turing - inventor of the modern computer
All autistic

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