hangnail

Verb & noun: to hang out with your significant other or friend-with-benefits, ultimately resulting in sexual activity.

Distinguished from "booty call" in that booty calls are for the specific and limited purpose of hooking up. Hangnails involve hanging out and THEN nailing.

Guy 1: Hey, what you been up to the last few days?

Guy 2: Well, I've mostly been hangnailing with Stacey. We've pretty much beaten all of the Mario Kart grand prix...and used up my condoms.

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ETMNALSTU

"exhale through my nose a little stronger than usual"

For when LOL just isn't accurate.

I totally ETMNALSTUed after I read that Dad Jokes link you sent me.

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