Luau

A type of party... the best type of party.

The type of party attended by the likes of: Davis Chri$t
Ashlee Dacey
Roth
And Rothwell(when he’s not being a fucking nerd)

These parties typically involve large sums of alcohol and Cannabis as well as the occasional lean and haircut combo wombo... not for the faint of heart.

One may detect a fellow luauer by the presence of a Hawaiian necklace called a lei on their neck. It is customary to greet fellow luauers by dapping them up and saying “Issa luau”.

Luauers typically have MASSIVE penises.

Wow did you hear about that luau last weekend? I heard they got shit faced and Davis got his haircut!

Yeah he’s definitely a luauer I could see his dick print from miles away.

Person A(not a luauer): going to the luau this weekend?
Person B(a luauer): bro you got it all wrong, it’s ALWAYS a luau

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