Hoe Cake

To get pussy.
A hoe that has a sweet side to her.

Billy: yo man did you get some hoe cake tonight
Dubya: YEAAA BOIIII

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strong bad

What Dubya would be if the CIA let him.

Let's make a holy crap war on Iraq! Trogdor the burninator!

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senior citizens

i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.

get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!

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Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy

Playboy is a good stroke book.

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Catholic Candybar

The profit an Alter Boy gains after giving the priest his services.

Very good Johnny, you made God a very happy man. Here, have a Snickers bar.

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gimpfree

Without gimps. A good thing.

"Parties are much better when they're gimpfree"

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cockroach

A citizen from France

Wow, here's one of these slimy french cockroaches invading the sewers in Washington!

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