Louisville Airbag

When you're fucking your girl in the pussy and you pull your balls up over your shaft and shove them in her ass

I gave my girlfriend a Louisville airbag.
I do not have a girlfriend anymore.

Kpop

A fandom full of absolute fucking retards. If you like Kpop, you deserve to be fucking shot.

I'm fucking stupid and I like Kpop.

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JoJo Friday

A JoJo Friday is any Friday on which an episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure airs.

I can't believe we won't have any more JoJo Fridays until Stone Ocean after Vento Aureo ends...

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Bold and Brash

A painting created by Squidward in "Artist Unknown" showing a deformed and abstract squid without any clothing. It has an abnormally large nose.

Squidward:"I call it 'Bold and Brash'!"
Monty: "More like 'Belongs in the Trash'!"

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Poop Bag Supreme

When you're fucking a bitch with a colostomy bag and you spank her too hard, causing it to explode all over your hand. In your rage, you open-palm slap her right in the face

Wayne: Why does it look like there's Taco Bell ground meat all over your bed?

Damon: I gave that bitch the poop bag supreme, that's why.