barry

v. To bail on your friends repeatedly after saying you will be at an event.

n. The act of bailing on your friends repeatedly after saying you will be at an event.

I have a game that night, but if my foot isn't better, I'll come out there. Hopefully I won't Barry.

idlwttig

A statement signals the impending thread apocalypse. Usually followed closely by a "right back atcha buddy" or a "My wife was offended by that comment."

First poster: Does anyone have any information on X, Y, or Z?
Second poster: Hey, first poster, what was up with those pics of you drunk on Saturday night?
Third poster: IDLWTTIG