Yappanology

The academic discipline dedicated to the study of excessive talking. Those who have studied "yappanology” are considered experts in the art of endless chatter, capable of turning any conversation into a marathon of words.

Eabha: "So yeah, you know how my cat, Whiskers, totally hates water, right? But then I thought, what if I put him in a raincoat? I mean, cats don't like rain, but they like being warm, right? So, if Whiskers had a raincoat with a heating pad, he'd totally conquer his fear of puddles. Speaking of puddles, remember that one time it rained, and I stepped in one? It wasn’t even a real puddle—it was more of a philosophical puddle, you know, like, does it even count if your shoe doesn’t get wet? Like, what even is wetness? Is it just the absence of dry? But wait, wait, let me tell you about the time I tried to make a sandwich without bread! It was genius, just lettuce and cheese, but somehow, the cheese felt existentially lost without the bread. You ever think cheese has feelings?"

Joe: I see you have studied yappanology at Harvard University.

Yappaccino

A magic elixir that consists of a potent blend of caffeine and verbal diarrhea, guaranteed to fuel hours of uninterrupted chatter. Side effects for even the most tolerant listeners may include auditory fatigue and patience wear down.

Sarah: So, I had the weirdest dream last night. I was riding a giant hamster, and it was wearing a tiny hat... Then, it started singing opera! And guess what the opera was about? My dental appointment!

Michael: I don't remember ordering a yappaccino.