Patriots Fan

People that are actually very smart because they know what the best NFL team is.

Harvard: And what's your favorite NFL team?
Guy: I'm a Patriots fan
Harvard: Nigga you want a scholarship?

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Jasmine

Jasmine is beautiful, popular, upfront and honest. She's pretty short, (around 5'3) has dyed hair, a Taurus and always has headphones on. She's not afraid to express her opinions about anything, sometimes to a fault. She loves to draw and play Mario Kart on her DS and she already has the rest of her life planned out which is probably going to art school or something and she also thinks she'll join The 27 Club for some reason.

She's not like other girls, Jasmine stands out in a crowd. Whether it's her outfit or energy, you can notice her right away. She also talks a lot and is pretty loud so she's kinda hard to ignore. Because of this though, you might fall in love with her at first sight, but if you try to shoot your shot with her and fuck it up, she will remember it and try to make your life a living hell; She has no problem embarrassing you.
That being said though, she is actually pretty friendly and can be friends with literally anyone so if she doesn't like you, that means you've never fucked up so badly in your life up to that point.

It's recommended not to fall for Jasmine, as her eyes can put you in a trance and make you blinded by her beauty.

She can be manipulative to you at times and you wouldn't even realize it because you'll do anything to get her to notice you. In a way, she's kinda powerful even if she doesn't know it.

In conclusion, Jasmine is the greatest person of all time, unless you piss her off, then she is quite literally the devil in disguise.

Guy: "I think I'm falling for Jasmine."

Friend: "Well, she won't be there to catch you."