ezong

A stupid person who only cares about food and money.

XiaoXiao: Want me to go get you some cereal?
Bret: Oh sure, thanks.
XiaoXiao: Pay me.
Bret: Uh...
XiaoXiao:Or gimme some food
Bret: Go get it yourself...
XiaoXiao: GOD, fine...Why did I even come to dinner with you.
Bret: Oh my god, dude you are such an ezong.
XiaoXiao: Douche.

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Texas Carbon

In a chemical compound, a carbon atom that has 5 bonds and does not exist in practice - Carbon bonds usually only have 4 bonds. Created from a bathroom stall wall in the University of Michigan Chem Building.

Prof. Karatjas likes to make his tests so hard, you might encounter a texas carbon.

Joe: Dude this is the answer fo sho.
John: Dude, wtf, thats a texas carbon.
Joe: Oh shit...

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