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A cocksucking motherfucker in shorthand form
You fuckin cocksuck motherfuck!
When a dude asks another dude where he put the stash on the ride to work in the morning. Or the same chain of events replicates at lunch time...rerun if you will. Terms and conditions will apply for non-compliance. ...and yes that would constitue an Infraction . Check your local ordernances because it's a State by State law on a case by case basis. And yes they got one of those....Aww dude your not one of those huh ?
Dude 1 ;Dude you gonna work with that or what ?
Dude 2 Reply ; ? ? I Dunno shrugging shoulders hands out flat by your side
Dude 1 ; aww dude really...your faster than me at that...besides it should be all in one place.
Dude 2 ; Dude ...SOMEBODY BROKE IN MY TRUCK LAST NIGHT ,.......AND IT HAD A HOLE IN IT !
"THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS "
Dude 1 ; Well ,....That's an Infraction"
I Dunno
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I love you will all my being , in fact you amaze me multiple times daily !
Her : I can't stand you !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !
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A vagina in which is sweet wet and hot . It will melt your dick off and drain your balls
Dude I went by your house last night and slung this motherfucker off in that honey hole ...OMG
THAT PUSSY WAS SO HOT AND WET I COULDN'T EVEN TAKE IT !
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CockAsaurusRex the name of random hard-ons throughout the day thinking about big ol fine titties
Bro her titties are big and so fine when I think about her (them) I get random hard-ons throughout the day, it's like CockAsaurusRex comes out of extinction !
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